Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
3 truths. 1 lie. You decide which is the lie.
1. David Beckham, with newborn daughter in tow, smiles, nods, and says, “Hi,” to me.
2. After the policeman pulls me over while I drive through the VA he says, “Judging by what you’re wearing, I take it you don’t work at the VA.”
3. After the red light turns green and we drive, the man behind me sticks his middle finger up at me and shouts, “Fuck you!” I didn’t make the right on red, because I was 5 feet from the giant NO RIGHT ON RED sign.
4. My Blackberry did not freeze today.
