Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
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I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney

 

Letters of Great Importance

Dear Residual Check for $1.21,

That’s not helping.

Dear Patricia Arquette,

Thanks for the dating advice you offered me on the plane! And ya know what…I think you were right. Unfortunately :(

Dear Gin,

Don’t take it personally, but I think we need a little break. Just a little space to miss each other. Nothing permanent or anything crazy like that!

Dear “Memphis Beat”,

I hear next week’s episode, Tuesday August 17th at 10pm on TNT is going to be amazing! 

Dear Decorative Pillows That Are Always Too Expensive,

One day I will own all of you! 

Dear Summer,

Slow down! I feel like you just started yet the date says otherwise. Chill. Take your coat off and stay a while.

Much love,

Kayla

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