Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear Legs and Stomach,
What is wrong with you? I am constantly putting you under the sun and you just seem to repel its rays. You just cannot get tan. You are so pale it’s embarrassing to take you anywhere! Honestly, you’re acting like it’s February right now. Why can’t you be more like my shoulders? They tan so fast! Get your act together before it’s too late.
Sincerely,
The Rest of Me
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