Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear New (Loud) Neighbors,
The following 5 are your only options. Thanks for understanding.
1. Place your 3-year-old who never stops crying up for adoption.
2. Move out.
3. Send your child, along with your drum set, to a boarding school somewhere east of the Mississippi.
4. Move out.
5. Glue soft pillows to your feet and hands that way you can’t do much, but when you walk around, I won’t know it.
Sincerely,
Kayla
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