Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear Shopbop.com,
I am not 6’11”. Nor am I 5’11”. Therefore, my Hudson bells do not fit. Don’t worry, I will be sure to give them to the World’s Tallest Woman when I see her at the next Freak Show I attend.
Thanks.
Kayla.
