Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Spelling for Morons
Read this because bad spellers bother me. Enjoy.
Their - possessive. It means they have something. Their margaritas make me puke.
There - where? There. I don’t want to go there with you because you cannot spell and also because their margaritas make me puke.
They’re - the little hooky thing is an apostrophe. Meaning it’s a contraction combining they and are. They’re so dumb it makes me want to punch them in their throats.
To - after all these years, it is still a preposition. Don’t talk to me if you are an idiot.
Too - adverb meaning an excessive amount. He smokes too much pot, has too many grammatical errors in his texts and therefore I am too good for him.
Your - again possessive. Your condom broke?!
You’re - look the hook thingy is back! You and are equals you’re. You’re not dating me if you don’t know this.
Then - when? Then. Then I dumped him.
Than - use this one when you’re comparing. Blake Lively’s boobs are bigger than mine.
I hope this helps. Remember, spelling counts even in text messages.
Namaste.
