Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dumb and Dimmer
I need to install a dimmer for the new chandelier that hangs in my bedroom. The problem is that I am not an electrician nor do I have the testosterone level required to figure this out by myself. Thus far I have purchased said dimmer and separated the English directions from the Spanish ones. I skimmed the English directions and quickly concluded the following three things: 1. I’ll probably end up electrocuting myself to death 2. I should probably have a friends-with-benefits on speed dial (the benefits being dimmer installation) and 3. I don’t understand the English directions as much as I don’t understand the Spanish ones.
-Don’t-Do-it-Yourself
