Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
The Art of Curly Hair
The other day a hairstylist attempted to take a brush to my curly hair. My already dried curly hair. I flinched and had her put the brush back where it came from and where it belonged - away from me. If you do not have curly hair, you may not understand this so let me explain - this is a terrible idea. Terrible like Sarah Palin terrible. Terrible like “The Bachelorette” terrible. Terrible like obesity.
There are only TWO times when curly hair can be brushed: 1. when it is wet. 2. when wanting to create the “BEFORE” visual of dry/damaged hair in a shampoo commercial. That’s it folks.
Brushing curly hair makes it look like a frizzy ball of ‘fro puff horror. So ladies and gentlemen, the next time someone threatens my hair with a brush, I will probably break your fingers.
Namaste.
-Kaylaisms
