Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
You Can’t Be Fat and Mean
The recent events in my life have reminded me of this lovely quote from one of my favorite shows, “The Big C.” Enjoy everyone.
“You can’t be fat AND mean, Andrea. You heard me. If you’re gonna dish it out, you’ve gotta be able to lick it up. Fat people are jolly for a reason: fat repels people, but joy attracts them. I know everyone is laughing at your cruel jokes now, but nobody’s inviting you to prom. You can either be fat and jolly, or a skinny bitch. It’s up to you. Now sit down. We’re watching a movie.”
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