Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Letters of Great Importance
Dear Justin Timberlake,
Well isn’t this funny. I, too, am single.
Dear My Money,
Sorry. I’ve just been finding the cutest things to buy lately.
Dear Alcohol,
It’s not you, it’s me. I just needed my space, ya know? Don’t worry. We’ll be back together before you know it.
Dear “Glee,”
If I watch one more episode I think I might become gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Dear Tony Horton,
Can’t say I’ve missed you this week. You annoying little piece of…sorry. I love you. But I hate you. Just like ab ripper x.
Dear Back,
Hang in there. You’ll be getting massaged soon, I promise!
Love always,
Kayla
