Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Size Matters
Like most normal and respectable people, I love french fries. Even the worst french fry is still pretty damn great. However, I have noticed that french fries, like everything else in LA, keep getting thinner. This is puzzling since a french fry’s girth and shape determine its likability. I thought everyone knew this. Recently, at a Beverly Hills joint, the fries were so thin I could have flossed with them. I was left very frustrated at the end of my meal, and still wanting french fries. Call me a whore, but I need a bigger more substantial french fry in order to be satisfied.
Thank you.
-Kaylaisms
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