Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
One of the worst commercials ever. Let’s discuss:
1. People above the age of 5 do not actually turn away from a thunder storm when they are watching it from inside their home.
2. “I’m here…and always will be,” sounds like the beginning to a horror flick. I’m waiting for the eerie smile to spread across his face as we pan around to the knife sticking out of his back pocket.
3. As said by a wise friend recently, “If my boyfriend ever got me jewelry from Kay’s I’d dump him…I mean, seriously, just go into credit card debt.” Amen.
4. ”I’ll never let go…ever,” she says. Damn - the twist we didn’t see coming! We pan around to her bigger, sharper, newer knife sticking out of her back pocket!
Every divorce begins with Kay’s jewelry.
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