Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Elephant in the Room
Ok. Let’s forget the Tea Party for a moment. (Please.) Forget Sarah Palin too. Forget her stupid (non)reality show. Forget Tripp, Trigg, Track, Tro, Truth, Trouble, Troubador, and Sally.
The thing is, Bristol Palin…is fat.
Enough said.
