Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
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I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney

 

Who’s With Me?!

Things I Will Consider Becoming If I don’t Book a Pilot This Year:

1. Scientologist

2. Lesbian

3. Ron Howard’s daughter 

4. Australian

5. Contestant on the next “Bachelor”

6. Trophy wife

7. On the “Board” of something just so I can say, “Oh, I’m actually on the Board of….”

8. Michael Bay’s next girlfriend

9. Kim Kardashian’s friend

10. British

-Namaste