Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Who’s With Me?!
Things I Will Consider Becoming If I don’t Book a Pilot This Year:
1. Scientologist
2. Lesbian
3. Ron Howard’s daughter
4. Australian
5. Contestant on the next “Bachelor”
6. Trophy wife
7. On the “Board” of something just so I can say, “Oh, I’m actually on the Board of….”
8. Michael Bay’s next girlfriend
9. Kim Kardashian’s friend
10. British
-Namaste
