Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Dear Everyone Who Keeps Inviting Me to Halloween Parties,
Thanks. Really, I mean it. It’s always nice to be invited to parties. Even if it’s to celebrate a “holiday” that I vehemently dislike. Obviously, last year’s blog about Halloween did not deter you from including me in your festivities. That’s so sweet of you…
I still think that dressing up as a slut to get smashed in honor of nothing is a big fat waste of time. On that note, my homemade dirty martini is delicious. No costume required.
Cheers,
Kayla
