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I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney

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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

Zoe Saldana is hot. This is not debatable. However, her Calvin Klein commercial uh sucks. If she were in my acting class my teacher would give her a whooping. She speaks in this fake-I-am-trying-to-be-sexy voice which is never sexy. And the dialogue. Wow. “I learned to ride a dirt bike when I was nine years old.” Are we doing this now? Am I supposed to dish out tom-boy activities I did as a young person in order to lure hot men into my bed? In that case, I attempted to play basketball topless with my brother and his friend when I was 6. Just trying to be one of the guys. Top that, Zoe. 

Zoe Saldana is hot. This is not debatable. However, her Calvin Klein commercial uh sucks. If she were in my acting class my teacher would give her a whooping. She speaks in this fake-I-am-trying-to-be-sexy voice which is never sexy. And the dialogue. Wow. “I learned to ride a dirt bike when I was nine years old.” Are we doing this now? Am I supposed to dish out tom-boy activities I did as a young person in order to lure hot men into my bed? In that case, I attempted to play basketball topless with my brother and his friend when I was 6. Just trying to be one of the guys. Top that, Zoe.