Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Ways to Avoid a Hollywood Break-Up
1. Do not get married on television. If you do, it is assumed that your significant other is just a prop that will one day be returned.
2. Do not marry a Kardashian or J. Lo.
3. If you’re a famous guy, do not marry an actress. She might one day win an Oscar which is synonymous with filing for divorce.
4. If you’re an actor/actress do not marry an actor/actress.
5. Do not live in LA.
6. Just say “NO” when producers come knocking about this great reality show idea they have based on your life.
7. Do not refer to your partner as your soul mate or best friend, publicly.
8. Do not make it to the top. Always be “up and coming.”
9. Don’t get married.
10. If you slip up and tie the knot, have a great lawyer on speed dial.
