Some priceless nuggets from my mind.
I'm an actor in Los Angeles who actually acts.
In love with Blue Moon.
Drenched in cynical sarcasm.
In need of a puppy.
Addicted to flossing.
Loathes bad spellers.
Turned on by proper punctuation.
--Kayla Mae Maloney
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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A few weeks ago I stupidly gave my number to a Moron at Whole Foods. I know I know. I had a momentary lapse of common sense and figured that giving him my number would be the fastest way to end the conversation. As to why I gave him my REAL number all I can say is that I panicked. He’s called and texted me ever since. Not kind or witty messages, but rather odd ones. I’ve never replied. Ever. So it was with great surprise that I got this one from him yesterday, “do you want to go to this lakers event with me i’ll pay you - cash”
Um.
I don’t know what about my never contacting him led him to believe that I just might be a hooker. Besides, his text was so poorly punctuated…
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